Kuch Musarrat Mazeed ho jaye, Is bahane se Eid ho jaye, Eid milne jo Aap aajayein, Meri b Eid, Eid ho jaye.


Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak

Tumhari Or Pervaiz Mushraf Ki Ek Adat Same Hai..
Jantay Ho Kiya ??
Woh Bhi Mujhe EiD WisH Nahi KarTa Or TuM Bhi.../
BuT i WiLL NoT dO thE saMe Coz i hAve GoT mY owN StyLe...
sO hAve A Gr8 EiD.../
^|^|^ EiD MubaraK ^|^|^

aao milaen k aaj EID ka din hy
musarrato,n muskarahto,n deed ka din hy
gellay bhulaen , dilon ko saaf ab kar laen
ranjishon ko mitaen k saat-e-saeed ka din hy
EID MUBARIK

Hansi khushi tery jiwan ka har safar guzry
Meri dua hy k teri EID khoob tar guzry.
Eid Mubarik

No shadows to depress u, Only joys to surround u, God himself to bless u, these r my wishes for u, Today, tomorrow, and every day. Eid Mubarik.


Wishing you all the very best.By the grace of Allah, let there be peace everywhere. Eid Mubarak to all of you.

Lonesome Without U,Each N Every Moments.When I Am Alone I Close My Eyes N Think Of U N Thoughts Of Ur Love Warms Me Inside N Makes Me Smile.Miss U A Lot.Eid Mubarak.

May Allah bring you joy, happiness, peace and prosperity on this blessed occasion. Wishing you and your family on this happy occasion of Eid! Eid Mubarak

Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts, you have ever wanted, and all the joy and laugher you have ever wished.

Hope Love and Laugher, warmth, wishes, joy and a bouquet of Eid wishes, jubilations, become a part of your Eid and Your Life. Have a Happy Eid Mubarak

May this...
Eid bring Fun, Eid bring Happiness,
Eid bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid bring fresh love...
EID MUBARAK to You with all best wishes

Missing you a lot on this Eid. Wishing you were here to celebrate this holy occasion with me .Happpppy Eid Mubarik

May Allah bless you on this auspicious day of Eid, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Eid Mubari

Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.

Aaj se Aamire Garibi ka fasle na rahe,
Har Insan ek duje ko aapna bhai kahe,
Aj sob kuch bhool ka aa gale lag ja,
Mubarak ho tuje yeh EID-UL-AZHA.

Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko EID MUBARAK.

Aik Molvi sb gaon ki masjid main dars dey rahey they!
rozoon kay badlay Janat main aap ko apni hi biwi hooroon ki sardar ban ker milay gi.
yeh sun ker aik dihati nay pass bethay admi ko kohni mari aur ahista sey us kay kaan main sargoshi ki
"Puter hor rakh rozay"

A Girl After Roaming With Her Boyfriend... Father Asked: How Much Did You Spend...? Daughter: Rs. 5000/- Father: So Much...? Daughter:He had only that much,,

Son : "What Is Love?"
Dad : "Sacrifice..."
Son : "What Is Marriage?"
Dad : "Self Sacrifice..."....

Santa ne challenge kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega or world record banayega
Saare News channel Wale pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh de!

1 Stone Is Enough To Break A Glass..
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1 Word Is Enough To Break AHeart...
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1 Second Is Enough To Fall InLove....
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But Why
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1 Chapter Is not Enough To Pass Exam's....
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Point To Be Noted.

Best T-shirt Quote:
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"i don't need a girlfriend..
"my studies irritates me everyday...
that's enough"

Jhooth Bolna..
Baccho K Liye 'PAAP'
Lovers K Liye 'ART'
Bachelors K Liye
'Anivaarya'
Aur
Married Logo K Liye
'SUKHI JEEVAN JEENE KA
MAARG'

1 ganje ke sar par 2 bal the,
dono ko aapas me pyar ho gya,
par wo dono shadi nahi kar paye,
batao kyu
kyu ki balvivah kanuni aprad hai.

A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid?"
"You mean aspirin?" asked the pharmacist.
"That's it. I can never remember that word."

Santa is taking a woman home after their first date. When they get to her door, he asks if he can come inside.
Woman: Absolutely not. I never ask a guy to come in on the first date.
Santa: All right. Then how about on the last date?

Pal Pal Ka Intazar
Hume Behaal Kar Deta Hai..
Sanam..
Na Jane
Tuje Kab Fursat MiLegi
Hume Yaad Karne Ki.!!

Who had a double role in the movie 'Sholay'?
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King George - he is on both side of the coin!

Conversation between 2 Men:
1st man: I am a man of few words.
2nd man: Same here, I am married too!

SRK is not seeing Karan Johar anymore.
When asked about the reason for the dissociation, he said, "It's
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"Kaafi with Karan"!

Pappu: I really can't believe the teenagers nowadays.
Bunty: What happened?
Pappu: I was in a temple, when a guy next to me lit a cigarette from the Aarti plate. I was so shocked, I almost dropped my Vodka bottle!

Dil mera manta nhi ise pyar ho gaya hai.
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Koi nyi bat nhi kyi bar ho gaya hai.

Customer: Do you serve women in this bar?
Bartender: No Sir, you have to bring your own!

Banta: What's the difference between a quiet woman and a silent woman?
Santa: A quiet woman is a blessing whereas a silent woman is very dangerous!

Hugh Hefner - 87 years old, has 27 years old wife;
Berlusconi - 77 years old, has a 27 years old girlfriend;
Maradona - 52 years old, has a 22 years old girlfriend.
Moral : Don't worry that you don't have a girlfriend or wife, your's probably isn't born yet!................fresh sms

Mujhse Poocha kisi ne k Mohabbat
ka Izhar
Kaise
Karoge.......??
Maine bhi Muskura kar Keh diya.....
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{ -_- }
.Muh Se.

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho..
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu..
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai..
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Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata....................new sms jokes

All husbands are like bluetooth.
Always connected to wife when she is around.
But
The moment wife is away,
They automatically start searching new devices.......................funny sms jokes in english

Once Santa went for skydiving. The instructor told him to open the parachute when he starts recognising the faces of the people standing on the ground.
Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"

Pappu: I love you!
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I'll even die for you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I can't live without you.
Girl: Phurrrr...
Pappu: I even bought a diamond ring for you.
Girl: Really?
Pappu: Phurrrrr...

gabbar:aaj maine basanti ko nahate waqt deka,
viru:kamine,me tera khoon pee jaunga,
gabbar:abe chirkut,
mai naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi

Banta: What's the difference between Chicken Masala and Chicken 'Tikka' Masala? Santa: Simple! The latter is vaccinated!

Santa ki beti: papa kal apke ghar se 1 member kum ho jaega,
next day santa ki beti bhag jati h.
Santa: ladki ne kaam to galat kiya pr thi wo jyotish

Facebook should have some realistic Relationship options like:
1. Happily Single
2. Frantically Looking
3. Inconveniently Attached
4. Unhappily Double
5. Stressfully Committed.......................funny sms jokes in english

Modern Art Paintings are like WIFE. You can never understand them. So all you can do is just appreciate them as Unique Piece.

Restaurant Advertisement Board: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife, and beer as COLD as your own!"

Santa On Phone:Maa good news H
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Maa:Kya Hua ?
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Santa:Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
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Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki ?
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Santa:Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli.

Woh Chand Ka "chamkna"
Woh Masjido Ka "Sawarna"
Woh Muslmano Ki "Dhoom"
*"Ramzan"* is
"Coming Soon"
Woh Sehri
Ka
"Maza"
Woh Iftari
Ki
"Bhook"

Woh Quran
Ki
"Tilaawat"

Woh Namaz
Ka
"Mamool"

Woh Roze
Ki
"Barkat"

Woh Roze
Ka
"Noor"

Sirf kuch
Din
"Dooor"
Advance
MAHE RAMZAN
"MUBARAK"

COMING SOON

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I hope I am 1st to wish u.

Highly disappointing situations:
1. Your Best friend weds your lover.
2. A close friend avoiding without reason
3. 8 mark question asked for 2 mark..
4. Principal sitting near you on tour.
5. Extremely good looking guy/girl crossing uh when you are with your mom/dad..
6. Teachers distributing your test papers in front of your Juniors..
7. Friend calling on B'day and not wishing..
8. Dear one suddenly stopped messaging..


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