Wo tumhe door se dekh kar
apna DUPPTTA sambhal leti hai.
Wah… wah…
Mai hairan hoon is baat se k
wo itni door se tumhara KAMINAPAN kaise pehchan leti hai.


“Dove” se nahakar kya karna hai.
2012 me to sabhi ko marna hai.
1 saal khushi se jilo yaro
Agle janam me phir “johnson baby” se shuru karna hai…

Aap mann hi mann uhne chahte reh gye,
unhe patane ka plan bnate reh gye,
patakar koi aur le gya unhe,
aur aap unki shadi k tant se kutte bhagate reh gye.

Shayari na karke tod diya dil mera,
Ab mobile dfna dena,
Kafan na mile to apna rumal udha dena,
Koi puche rog kya tha?
to Najrein jhukake apni Kanjusi bata dena

Galib BANK Lutne gaye aur BANK me sher farmaya.
“Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..

Apne dard ko chupana seekh liya,
har baat par muskuraana seekh liya.
Bas ye do line bolkar,
sunder laadkiyon ko patana seekh liya


Funny Shayari on CID
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
ACP Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’
Lash Ne Kaha ‘Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.’

Is duniya me lakho log rehte h
Koi hasta h to koi rota h
Pr
duniya me sukhi wahi hota h
Jo sHam ko 2 paig laga k sota h
\;~;/
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Cheers

Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
wah wah
Wo mujhe keh k chali gayi ‘GO 2 HELL’
AUR mai dil pe hath rakh k kehta raha.
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!”
‘AAL IZZ WELL..!

Jo dete h Girl ko tohfe
whi lgate h unki shadi me Sofe
Jo jate h un k piche
Wo ate h caro k niche
Jo khte h unko janu
Whi bnte h unk bacho k MAMU. .

"Romantic shayari" Shayari of D year

Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani,
Tujse kaise Nazar milaye dilbarjani
Meri right ankh kani (-_+)
Teri left ankh kani (+_-)

Humpe mar k Munni badnam ho gai
humpe mar k Muni badnaam ho gai
Akele ho Gye the Munni k bina
Ye acha hua kambkht Shiela time pe jawan hogai.

Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN”
Arz Kiya He
Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super He
Wah Wah
Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super He
Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He




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